Why jokes
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Amy why the invisible pfp
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?