Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
