Why jokes
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Memes
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.