Why jokes
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.