Why jokes
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Amy why the invisible pfp
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.