Why jokes
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
I can't have my Oreos š Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Memes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because thatās the only love they will get.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? Because they canāt find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? 'Cause they canāt find home plate.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!