Why jokes
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.