Why jokes

Pedo

Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call ā€œdaddy.ā€

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Guy

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

Strawberry

Why did the strawberry šŸ“ go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.

Memes

Fetus

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Chicken

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

Priest

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

Priest

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

Emo kid

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

Letter

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Reader

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Orphanage

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

Cheetah

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.