Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Memes
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.