Why jokes
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
gay people
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.