Why jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Memes
Why us gov boring
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.