Why jokes
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.