Why jokes
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. š
Why canāt orphans have sex?
They have no one to call ādaddy.ā
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why did the strawberry š go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Memes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didnāt, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So thereās more for the priest.
Why canāt orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.