Why jokes
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!