I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why Jokes
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
