Why jokes
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.