Why jokes
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Memes
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.