Why jokes
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?
Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.
Daughter: You so get on my nerves.
Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.
Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.
Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!