Why jokes
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Memes
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?