Why jokes
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Memes
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.