Why jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
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Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!