Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why Jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
