Why jokes
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.