Why jokes
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.