Why jokes
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Memes
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.