Why jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!