Why jokes
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.