Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why Jokes
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
