Why jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.