Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Memes
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.