Why jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.