Why jokes
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.