Why jokes
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Memes
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?