Why jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Memes
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!