Why jokes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Memes
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"