Why jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Memes
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."