Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"