Why jokes
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
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Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.