Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like