Why jokes
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...