Why jokes
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Memes
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!