Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.