Why jokes
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”