Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why Jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, donβt lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why canβt orphans play baseball? Because they canβt find the first base they came from.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why are elephants π so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! π
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
