Why jokes
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.