Why jokes
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.