Why jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Memes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.