Why jokes
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.