Why jokes
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."