Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why Jokes
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
