Why jokes
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
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Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.