Why jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Memes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.