Why jokes
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.