Why jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.