Why jokes
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.