Why jokes
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Memes
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?