Why jokes
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Memes
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.