Why jokes
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)