Why jokes
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"