Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Memes
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.