Why jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!