Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, chucklehead. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "first base." Usually it's the first base in baseball. In this case, the first base is the parental base. Since the orphan has no parents, they have no first base. I bet you are an orphan, dingus.