Why jokes
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Memes
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.