Why jokes
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.