Why jokes

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

Why can’t orphans use computers?

Because they don’t have a homepage.

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?

So they could be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home.

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.