Why jokes
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.