Why jokes
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.