Why jokes
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.