Why jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...