Why jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.