Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.