Why jokes
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.