Why jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.