Why jokes
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.