Why jokes
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.