Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why Jokes
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
