Why jokes
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Memes
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.