Why jokes
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Memes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.