Why jokes
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.