Why jokes
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Peanut Butter
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.