Why jokes
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.