Why jokes
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.