Why jokes
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.