Why jokes
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Memes
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.