Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why Jokes
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
