Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why us gov boring
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."