Why jokes
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Memes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.