Why jokes
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y’uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new “job”, so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!
Y’uree (😯): I don’t know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm... mhmmmmmm... ummmmm... hmmmmmm... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y’uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Y’uree (🙄😒): Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same
Halyei (😊): Hello Y’uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y’uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod (😒): Are you Breya???
Halyei (😕): No... do I like that flying bastard???
Jarod (😣): Ugh... no... baby, you’re free to go!
Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? (🙄) No, I’m not gay! ( ) WHY!!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It’s the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.