Why jokes
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."