Why jokes
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! šš¤£
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Memes
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why didnāt the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why doesnāt Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she canāt hear the sea.
Why canāt an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call ādaddy.ā
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why doesnāt Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because sheās dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!