Why jokes
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.