Why jokes
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Memes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.