Why jokes
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~