Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why Jokes
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
