Why jokes
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.