Why jokes
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.