Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Memes
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~