Why jokes
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why am I idiot?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why is the rum gone?
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...