Why jokes
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.