Why jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.