Why jokes

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

Wow, why so many of the same joke?

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?

Because he isn't wanted.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.