Why jokes
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.