Why jokes
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"