Why jokes
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Memes
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.