Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why Jokes
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
