Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why Jokes
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
