Why jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.