Why jokes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.