Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.