Why jokes
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.