If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why Jokes
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
