Why jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.