Why jokes
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."