Why jokes
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.