Why jokes
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.