Why jokes
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.