Why jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Memes
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.