Why jokes
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...