Why jokes
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Memes
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."