Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Memes
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.