Why jokes
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.