Why jokes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅