Why jokes
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.