Why jokes
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ my titties, and then I felt a shoe get shoved all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched, and got smacked in the face. Went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF r u starin at," I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!