Why jokes
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.