Why jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Memes
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.