Why jokes
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Memes
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why are french fries rude?
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.