Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.