Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why Jokes
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
