Why jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why is someone disliking my posts?!?
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
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