Why jokes
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
why is it true
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."