Why jokes
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.