Why jokes
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Willy Wonka meme
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.