Why jokes
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Memes
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!