Why jokes
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
why is it true
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."