Why jokes
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Memes
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.