Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."