Why jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
A guy once went hunting at a hunting ranch. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in the rancher’s living room. There they were having a grand ole time then the rancher’s wife walks in. The hunter says, “That’s a nice piece of ass you got yourself there.” The rancher replied with a harsh, raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds, “You’ve never been so right in your life. Honey, why don’t you show our guest your tits?” She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breasts.
The hunter says, “Nice.” Then the rancher said, “Show ‘em yer pecker now.” She agreed and whipped out a 13 incher. Dazed and confused, the hunter says, “What in Sam Hill is that?!” And the rancher replied, “Now... lemme tell you... there ain’t a thing like it.”
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!