Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.