Why jokes
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Memes
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why is the rum gone?
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."