Why jokes
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Memes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.