Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why Jokes
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
