Why jokes
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.