Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.