Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?