Why jokes
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Memes
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.