Why jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)