Why jokes
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.