Why jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮