Why jokes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.