Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why?
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.