Why jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.