Why jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Memes
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.