Why jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.