Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why Jokes
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
