Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wanna know why I donβt make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldnβt climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. ππ€£
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
