Why jokes
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!