Why jokes
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?