Why jokes
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why is the rum gone?
Memes
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.