Why jokes
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Memes
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."