Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why are we here?
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.