Why jokes
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.