Why jokes
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Memes
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.