Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.