Why jokes
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!