Why jokes
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.