Why Jokes

Grandfather

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

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  • Closet

    Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

    Bus

    Why did Billy drop his ice cream?

    'Cause he got hit by a bus.

    Stairs

    Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

    Room

    Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

    Word

    I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

    Female

    My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

    Difference

    What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

    I don't know either.

    Why do you think I asked you? ;)