Chicken crosses the road

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke ain't funny 'cause it doesn't have a punchline. You see, you probably thought the chicken had a *reason* to cross the road, like to get to the other side. But nope, the joke just ends with the chicken wanting to. That's it. No payoff. You thought this was funny, which explains a lot about why you're still reading this.