Why jokes
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.