Why jokes
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"