Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)