Whos jokes
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Memes
if you like cats then you should like this post
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.