Whos jokes
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?