Whos jokes
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.