Whos jokes
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Ayo, who's online :')
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.