Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
who's getting the best head
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.