Whos jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.