Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!