Whos jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.