Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"