Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.