Whos jokes
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
who's getting the best head
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.