Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!