Whos jokes
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Memes
Who doesn't know it? 😂
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.