Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
who's getting the best head
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?