Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."