Whos jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Ayo, who's online :')
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!