The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Whos Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
