When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
who needs parents to be great
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK"
"If you got a question, just shoot"
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
What do call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs? A gay black male that has Down Syndrome
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU
