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Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Knock knock...Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise mother fucker!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Tell who we are.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Who needs parents to be great?
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
