Whos

Whos jokes

Sally

  • Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

    Everywhere.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

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  • Bedtime

  • Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

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  • Mama

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Mama.

    Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

    Head

  • Man 1: Knock knock.

    Man 2: Who's there?

    Man 1: Ice.

    Man 2: Ice who?

    Man 1: I crushed your head.

    Boy

  • Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

    Mom: Yes.

    Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

    Mom: Yes.

    Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

    Mom: Yes.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Mom: Who's there?

    Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

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  • Sally

  • Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.

    Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.

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