Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
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Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What do call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."