Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
Tell who we are.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Who needs parents to be great?
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What do call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
