What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
