Whoever jokes
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.