Whoever jokes

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Whoever said that about me better pray!

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.