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I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.
First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.
When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.
The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.
"Why did you move?" the German asked.
The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
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whoever posted this one ty bc that got a good laugh out
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Hello, fellow humans. For those who don't know me, I don't know you either. But for those who do, I'm here to apologize. Mainly to May, Cosmo (I think), and whoever else was involved with the last time I was on this app or Bitrix. The things I did were pretty messed up and probably unforgivable. But I come back to ask for said forgiveness, and I just wanna be friends with you all again. It's understandable if not, and I will stop trying to contact any of you if that's what you wish. And with that, I need some1 to play Minecraft with me :(
This year has been a short but horrible year. Maybe not for all. If it was, im sorry. If it was a good year, good im glad. Some found happiness, while some only found hurt. Some found both. It seems like last year was only yesterday when next year is tomorrow. With all saying, I'm proud of every single one of you, people who aren't here, and people who are. Im proud youve made it this far. If you're going through a r… Read more
W/ HELLO KITTY FOR SETTING STANDARDS AND CHOOSING TO LOVE HERSELF INSTEAD OF THE FILTHY MEN THAT USE HER AND BREAK HER! FUCK THOSE MEN AND LET THIS GIRL BE HAPPY WITB WOMAN, NON BINARIES. AND WHOEVER SHE CHOOSES TO FUCKING LOVE!