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A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.
First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.
When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.
The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.
"Why did you move?" the German asked.
The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
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Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
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