Whoever jokes

Boy

    • A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

    A boy throws his bag out the window.

    The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

    The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

    Mistake

    • They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

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    • Whoever memes

    Face

    • Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

    Johnny: What?

    Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

    Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

    Ex: Awhh!

    Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

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    • Faker

    • I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

    Mama

    • Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

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    • Hitler

    • Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

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    • Millionaire

    • A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

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    • Chat

    • Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

    Minion

    • If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

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    • URL

    • Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!

    Sister

    • I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

    The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

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