White jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Memes
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."