White jokes
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.