White jokes
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Memes
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.