White jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Memes
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"