White jokes
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!