White jokes
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.