White jokes
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.