White jokes
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.