White jokes
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Memes
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.