my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
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What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Why are black women dating white men? So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison? How rare they are.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
