What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
