Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
