White jokes

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

What is red, white, and blue all over?

A dead cop.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.

With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.

His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.

In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.

Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.

For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.