Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?
Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!๐๐๐ but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either๐ง i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
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Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans"?
Answer; Because they are RETARDED due to rhe "Inbreeding"!
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnโt the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
โEmo cake?โ says the baker. โ What exactly is it?โ
Anthony says, โItโs the cake that cuts itself.โ
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatโs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyโre both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heโs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldnโt believe it, the farmers bull got out and started fucking the white cow miss brown said Johnny donโt use that word next time you want to say that use the word โsurprisedโ. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldnโt believe it the farmers bull got out and โsurprisedโ the whit cow, miss brown said thatโs much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one
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Mary had a great big ram his fleece was white as snow when on hands and knees our Mary went his wad was sure to blow
Month by month her belly grew increasing in it's girth and when five months had flown by our Mary did give birth
And Mary had a little lamb a little lamb, a little lamb....
What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history? The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* Yall were the first mother fuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.
1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it's heritage and not hate but clearly still a fucking loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
