White jokes
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"