Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
White Jokes
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
