White jokes
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Mosely in a white van.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?