White jokes
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.