White jokes

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

What do you white people use as pronouns?

Crack/her.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

I'll put white in your smile.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?