White jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.