White jokes
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Memes
Peasants
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.