White jokes
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)