White Jokes

Why do white people own a lot of pets?

Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.

A caricature of a person with brown skin, a black hat, and a mustache. They're crying and drooling, with a heart-shaped opening in their mouth containing what looks like brown filth. The figure is partially covered by the Italian flag, and a piece of pizza is visible in their right hand. The Italian flag is also shown in the upper left.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A saltshaker.

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”