White jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Memes
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.