White jokes
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Memes
Peasants
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.