White Jokes

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy . We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: "The American President is a moron!" "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!

Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.

Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"

Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.

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I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster

What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!

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What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle

Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."