White jokes
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.