White jokes
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Mosely in a white van.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Memes
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.