White jokes
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.