White jokes
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Reasons
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!