White jokes
I'll put white in your smile.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.