White jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.