White jokes
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Memes
Peasants
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.