White jokes
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Memes
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.