White Jokes

What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white

what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

What’s Black, white, and red all over?

An ethnic orgy

What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter

If white people turn black when they char what happens to the black ones?🤔

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.