White jokes

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured it out.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.

And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

What is white with red all over?...

JFK.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”