Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died
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Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
How does the zebra cross the road . The zebra crossing
what is white with red all over.........JFK
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gane!
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
what did the chinese girl say when she had a white baby? sum ting wong
