What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
White Jokes
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
