White jokes
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.