White jokes
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."