Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
