White jokes
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Walter White.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.