White jokes
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.