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White jokes

People

    • White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

    Natives: Can y-

    White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

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    • White people

    • Why do white people colonize everything?

    To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.

    Cow

    • Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

    Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

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    • White memes

    Hotdog

    • One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

    Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

    My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

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    • Ex-wife

    • My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

    "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

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    • Hand

    • It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

    On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

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    • Ram

    • Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

    Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

    And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

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