White jokes

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

Q: What's black, white, and Asian?

A: A panda!

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

I'll put white in your smile.

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."