White jokes
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Memes
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
I'll put white in your smile.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!