White jokes

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Bush is innocent, he's white...

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.