White jokes
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.