"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
