Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Wheres Jokes
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
