Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Where were the first orange trees ๐๐ณ planted?
In Orange County.
Why donโt orphans play baseball?
Because they donโt know where home is.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
My dad and I were fishing one day.
Thatโs where he met my stepmom.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
