Wheres jokes
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!