Wheres jokes
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!