Wheres jokes

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?

A: Right where you left 'em.

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

Where are the best shooting ranges in America?

Used to be in schools, but now in subways.

Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch).

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?

He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."

The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

My dad and I were fishing one day.

That’s where he met my stepmom.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.