Where were the first orange trees ππ³ planted?
In Orange County.
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Why donβt orphans play baseball? Because they donβt know where home is.
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
My dad And I were fishing one day
Thatβs where he met my step mom
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said "You have 10 seconds to have one wish". Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink she says, "We should have this every night!". Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, "Wheres my cup?". little Johny replied, "Your drinking out of the bottle tonight".
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
