Wheres jokes

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory!

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

My dad and I were fishing one day.

That’s where he met my stepmom.

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?

No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"

"To the morgue."

"What? But I’m not dead yet!"

"And we’re not there yet."

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.