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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What where your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?

(getting brutaly murdered)

My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”

When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

So one day a teacher asked how many of you have thought of committing suicide half of the class raised their hand but the teacher said “ Where is Jesse and John “ ?

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally

*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

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